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Sat, Jun. 4th, 2005 02:21 pm

1. Napoleon Dynamite
2. Saw
3. White Noise
4. White Oleander
5. Anger Management
6. 50 First Dates
7. Jason
8. Scream
9. Scream 2
10. Scream 3
11. Scary Movie
12. Scary Movie 2
13. Scary Movie 3
14. American Pie
15. American Pie 2
16. American Wedding
17. Harry Potter 1
18. Harry Potter 2
19. Harry Potter 3

20. Resident Evil I
21. Resident Evil 2
22. The Wedding Singer
23. Little Black Book
24. The Village
25. Donnie Darko
26. Lilo & Stitch
27. Finding Nemo
28. Finding Neverland
29. 13 Ghosts
30. Signs
31. The Grinch
32. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (The Original)
33. White Chicks
34. Butterfly Effect
35. 13 going on 30
36. I, Robot
37. Dodgeball
38. Universal Soldier
39. A Series Of Unfortunate Events
40. Along Came A Spider
41. Deep Impact
42. Kingpin
43. Never Been Kissed
44. Meet The Parents

45. Meet The Fockers
46. Eight Crazy Nights
47. A Cinderella Story
48. The Terminal
49. The Lizzie McGuire Movie
50. Passport to Paris
51. Dumb & Dumber
52. Dumb & Dumberer
53. Final Destination
54. Final Destination 2
55. Halloween
56. Halloween 2
57. Halloween 3
58. Halloween 4
59. Halloween 5
60. H20
61. Halloween: the Resurrection
62. The Ring

63. The Ring 2
64. Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
65. Practical Magic
66. Chicago
67. Ghost Ship

68. From Hell
69. Team America: World Police
70. Hellboy
71. Secret Window
72. I Am Sam
73. The Whole Nine Yards
74. The Day After Tomorrow
75. Child's Play
76. Bride of Chucky
77. Ten Things I Hate About You
78. Just Married

79. Gothika
80. Nightmare on Elm Street
81. Sixteen Candles
82. Bad Boys 2
83. Joy Ride
84. Seven
85. Oceans Eleven
86. Oceans Twelve
87. Identity
88. Lone Star
89. Bedazzled
90. Predator
91. Predator II
92. Independence Day
93. Cujo

94. A Bronx Tale
95. Darkness Falls
96. Christine
97. ET
98. Children of the Corn
99. My Boss' Daughter

100. Maid in Manhattan
101. Frailty
102. Best bet
103. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
104. She's All That
105. Calendar Girls
106. Sideways
107. Mars Attacks
108. Event Horizon
109. Ever After
110. Forrest Gump
112. Big Trouble in Little China
113. X-Men
114. X-Men 2
115. Jeepers Creepers

116. Jeepers Creepers 2
117. Catch Me If You Can
118. The Others
119. Freaky Friday
120. Reign of Fire
121. Man on Fire
122. Braveheart
123. Cruel Intentions
124. The Hot Chick

125. Swimfan
126. Miracle
127. Friday Night Lights
128. Old School
129. Ray
130. The Notebook
131. K-Pax
132. Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
133. Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
134. Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

135. A Walk to Remember
136. Sweet Home Alabama 137. Moulin Rouge
138. Boogeyman
139. Hitch
140. Back Door Sluts 9
141. The Fifth Element
142. Star Wars episode I
143. Star Wars episode II
144. Star Wars episode IV
145. Star Wars episode V
146. Star Wars episode VI

147. Troop Beverly Hills
148. Swimming with Sharks
149. Trainspotting
150. People under the stairs
151. Blue Velvet
152. The Sound of Music
153. Parent Trap
154. The Burbs
155. SLC Punk

156. Meet Joe Black
157. Wild Girls
158. A Clockwork Orange
159. The Order
160. Spiderman
161. Spiderman 2
162. Amelie
163. Mean Girls 164. Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
165. Shrek
166. Shrek 2
167. The Incredibles
168. Collateral
169. The Fast & The Furious
170. 2 Fast 2 Furious
171. Sky Captain & The World of Tomorrow
172. Closer
173. The Sixth Sense
174. Artificial intelligence
175. Love, Actually
176. The Sweetest Thing
177. Shutter
178. Ella Enchanted
179. Princess diaries 1
180. Princess diaries 2
181. The Breakfast Club
182. October Sky
183. Remember the Titans
184. Titanic
185. Boondock Saints
186. American History X
187. Fight Club
188. Heavenly Creatures
189. Stealing Beauty
190. Like Water For Chocolate
191. Powwow Highway
192. Secretary
193. But I'm A Cheerleader
194. I <3 Huckabees
195. Ripley's Game
196. Coffee And Cigarettes
197. Taxi Driver
198. Silence Of The Lambs
199. The Exorcist
200. If Lucy Fell
201. Lady Jane
201. When Harry met Sally
202. Me, Myself & Irene
203. Kung Fu Hustle
204. Sin City
205. Labyrinth
206. Much Ado About Nothing
207. The Cowboy Way
208. Paulie
209. Blazing Saddles
210. Galaxy Quest
211. Guildenstern and Rosencrantz are Dead
212. Citizen Kane 213. You Can Count on Me
214. Young Frankenstein
215. Raiders of the Lost Ark
216. Starman
217. St. Elmos Fire
218. Coyote Ugly 219. The Other Sister
220. Rainman
221. Little Shop of Horrors
222. Chasing Amy
223. House of Sand and Fog
224. Mildred Pierce
225. The Big Lebowski
226. Mallrats
227. Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
228. The Goonies
229. Starsky & Hutch
230. Saved!
231. The Upside of Anger
232. Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song
233. The Cat's Meow
234. The Rutles
235. Waking Ned Devine
236. Pirates of the Caribbean
237. Little Women
238. Huck Finn
239. National Treasure
240. Oh Brother Where Art Thou?
241. Dick
242. Howard the Duck
243. Garden State
244. Hero
245. Spinal Tap
246. Almost Famous
247. Before Sunrise
248. Before Sunset
249. Troy
250. Gone With The Wind
251. Chocolat
252. Gentlemen Prefer Blondes 253. Now and Then
254. Romeo and Juliet
255. Ferris Bueler's Day Off
256. Grease
257. Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?
258. Mr. North
259. The African Queen
260. The Wizard of Oz 261. Country Girl
262. Philadelphia
263. Bringing Up Baby
264. The Aviator
265. An Affair to Remember
266. Sabrina
267. Holiday
268. Conspiracy Theory
269. Stage Door
270. Rigaletto
271. White Christmas
272. Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
273. The Wedding Planner
274. Arsenic and Old Lace
275. A Day at the Races
276. Willy Wonka
277. Bend it Like Beckham
278. Star Wars Episode III
279. A Beautiful Mind
280. Urban Legend
281. The Dead Poet's Society
282. Kill Bill vol. 1
283. Kill Bill vol. 2
284. The Royal Tenenbaums.
28. The Life Aquatic
286. American Beauty
287. A Chorus Line
288. Iron Jawed Angels 289. Phantom of the Opera
290. A League of their Own
291. Stuart Little
292. Notting Hill
293. A Lot Like Love
294. Along came Polly
295. Billy Madison
296. Happy Gilmore
297. A Hard Day's Night
298. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
299. The Motorcycle Diaries
300. Y Tu Mama Tambien 301. Bokura no War Game
302. Raise Your Voice
303. The Birds
304. Camp Nowhere
305. Billy Elliot
306. Anchorman
307. The Crow
308. *62 <---uhm, i'm pretty sure it's *61. a baseball movie about Micky Mantle and Rodger Maris. I know this.
309. Queen Of The Damned
310. Jumanji
311. Gattaca
312. Benny and Joon
313. Tank Girl
314. Monty Python: The Meaning of Life
315. A Knight's Tale
316. Anastasia
317. Unconditional Love
318. Casablanca 319. About A Boy
320. Bridget Jones's Diary
321. Bridget Jones's Diary: The Edge of Reason
322. Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
323. House of Flying Daggers
324. Legally Blonde
325. Sense and Sensibility
326. School of Rock
327. It Could Happen to You
328. Wilde
329. Dark City
330. Home Fries
331. House Arrest
332. Leon: The Professional
333. You Can't Take It With You
334. Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
335. Singin' in the Rain
336. Ball of Fire
337. Double Indemnity
338. Mame (Auntie Mame)
339. The Grass is Always Greener
340. Bonnie & Clyde
341. Valley Girl
342. Fast Times at Ridgemont High
343. Sleepless In Seattle
344. Serendipity
335. It's A Wonderful Life
336. Crash
337. We Don't Live Here Anymore
338. The Girl Next Door
339. Amadeus 340. Life as a House
341. Bubble Boy
342. Shattered Glass
343. Big Fish
344. X-Files
345. Sleepy Hollow
346. Robin Hood: Men in Tights
347. The Faculty
348. The Fog
349. Buried on Sunday
350. Better than Chocolate
351. The Hulk
352. Empire Records
353. Hunt for Red October
354. Heathers
355. Where Eagles Dare
356. Latter Days
357. Goldeneye
358. The Adventures of Priscilla: Queen of the Desert
359. Gladiator
360. Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
361. The Matrix
362. The Princess Bride
363. K-19: The Widow Maker
364. Green Card
365. Shakespeare in Love
366. 25th Hour
367. Attila
368. Les Choristes
369. Anywhere But Here
370. Henry V
371. Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
372. Elizabeth
373. Monty Python's The Life of Brian <--- "Blessed are the cheese makers?"
374. Shaun of the Dead
375. Remote
376. The Mask
377. Broadcast News
378. Weekend at Bernie�s
379. Interview With The Vampire
380. Cowboy Bebop - The Movie

381. Spirited Away
382. Aladdin
383. The Godfather
384. Barefoot in the Park
385. Some Like it Hot
386. Goodfellas
387. History of the World: Part I
388. Hotaru no haka (Grave of the Fireflies)
389. Memento
390. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
391. The Big Sleep
392. Krull
393. Shichinin no samurai (Seven Samurai)
394. 12 Monkeys
395. The Blues Brothers
396. Clerks
397. Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
398. The Miracle of Life

399. Breakfast at Tiffany's

400. Bull Durham

401. Grind

402. The Great Escape

403. The Little Mermaid
404. Store Wars

405. Bambi 406. Sexual Chemistry

407. Left Behind


Sat, May. 28th, 2005 03:56 pm
here's a useless fact....

it's rather common for squatters/scammers/whatever to register the common misspellings of popular websites. for example: http://www.yahooo.com/ - and many others

the winner of this contest, however, has to be google. and why not? it's a strange word, google - which is itself a misspelling of the word "googol" (the mathematical term for 1.0 x 10^100)

but how many zeroes are out there? the longest variant of google is.... http://www.gooooooooooogle.com/ - which you would only visit if your fucking "o" button got stuck.

Current Music: Hot Snakes - Plenty for All


Tue, May. 3rd, 2005 11:51 pm
tomorrow at noon I have a paper due in my cultural history class. it's supposed to be about the War on Terror.

but if you know me, you know that i'm going to write it on whatever the fuck i feel like.

tonight's paper will be written on the following theme, excerpted from Roland Barthes' A Lover's Discourse: (don't worry - i have a brilliant way of connecting it to the War on Terror, Michel Foucault, and Lynn Cheney [wife of Vice President Dick Cheney, former head of the National Council on the Humanities, and avid opponent of the afore-mentioned frenchman)

"Adorable means: this is my desire, insofar as it is unique: "That's it! That's it exactly (which I love)!" Yet the more I experience the specialty of my desire, the less I can give it a name; to the precision of the target corresponds a wavering of the name; what is characteristic of desire, proper to desire, can produce only an impropriety of the utterance. Of this failure of language, there remains only one trace: the word "adorable" (the right translation of "adorable" would be the Latin ipse: it is the self, himself, herself, in person)." p. 20

"Adorable is the futile vestige of a fatigue - the fatigue of language itself. From word to word, I struggle to put "into other words" the ipseity of my Image, to express imporperty the propriety of my desire: a journey at whose end my final philosophy can only be to recognize - and to practice - tautology. The adorable is what is adorable. Or again: I adore you because you are adorable, I love you because I love you. What thereby closes off the lover's language is the very thing which has instituted it: fascination. For to describe fascination can never, in the last analysis, exceed this utterance: "I am fascinated." Having attained the end of language, where it can merely repeat its last word like a scratched record, I intoxicate myself upon its affirmation: is not tautology that preposterous state in which are to be found, all values being confounded, the glorious end of the logical operation, the obscenity of stupidity, and the explosion of the Nietzschean yes?" p 20-21

Current Mood: naughty naughty
Current Music: Green Day - Who Wrote Holden Caufield?


Wed, Apr. 13th, 2005 11:31 pm
Randomly Generated Paper Accepted to Academic Conference

seems a group of computer science boffins built a program to randomly generate academic research papers - one of which was actually accepted for presentation at an academic conference.

And I quote, "Now they are accepting donations to fund their trip to the conference to give a randomly generated talk."

Current Mood: amused amused
Current Music: Death Cab For Cutie - Expo '86


Mon, Apr. 11th, 2005 11:56 pm
weezer and the mars volta at avalon - 5/8/05 and 5/10/05, respectively...

any takers?

Current Music: At The Drive-In - Ursa Minor


Sun, Apr. 10th, 2005 12:36 am
life's little victories:

#127: Dusting off your turntables for the first time in a solid year -- and rinsing it out!

Current Mood: accomplished accomplished
Current Music: The Prodigy - Jericho (Genaside II remix)


Fri, Feb. 18th, 2005 10:28 am
i kid you not - a meterologist posted this to the local NBC station's website - they're his comments on today's weather....

"Step back and gander at the quirkiness of the weather today. Big flakes of snow in one town, sun out in another. Coat of snow around one street corner, an inch on the other side of town. Welcome to the world of the snow squall.

And a forecast where I happily walk away. The way I look at it, I'm already in your bedroom (on TV that is), so why do I have to go to your neighborhood? Like every weather cat, I purr at the thought of a good forecast challenge, but I also know when to turn my tail and run - squalls are just too variable. BTW, what are the handcuffs and leather clothes for? "

from http://www.whdh.com/weather/


Tue, Feb. 15th, 2005 08:35 pm
from now on I shall be known as Trick Magnet Macfarlane Rockefeller.


there is none other


Tue, Feb. 1st, 2005 01:05 am

you'd think you could get away with putting up an away message. but you can't.

Auto response from mustangkatie89: dear michael chiklis,
you're awesome.
metaliterary: dear katie
metaliterary: thanks for the fan letter
metaliterary: it's always good to hear from my fans, and I hope you enjoy this season of "The Shield", or whatever television show/movie/disney cartoon I have acted/had my anthropomorphic-donkey likeness featured in.
metaliterary: now if you'll excuse me
metaliterary: i have to go club a mother seal and eat its unprotected babies
metaliterary: keep on truckin, Michael "Mousketeer" Chiklis

Current Mood: absurd


Mon, Jan. 17th, 2005 11:31 pm


at least this means that they'll bleed like us (hydraulic fluid is for sissies, anyways)

Current Mood: jealous jealous
Current Music: footsteps of the approaching army of the cybernetic-undead